The Big Bob Ross Theory

The Big Bob Ross Theory

$35.00 USD

Weekend afternoons for an artist can be lovely. Coffee? Check. A palette of cosmic colors? Check. A spontaneous black hole appearing on your easel? Uh... check???

In this simulation, our protagonist takes on the form of Bob Ross. We'll be honest, not everyone handles fracturing the spacetime continuum as well as he does. Bob sees strange events not as mistakes, but as challenges to be better. Upon emerging from the other end of the singularity, a new dimension is crafted... thus transforming his would-be demise into a world of his own making. Maybe that's how universes pop in and out of existence all the time? Thanks, Bob. Now I finally understand the Big Bang theory.

We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents.

product details:
- 10% of profits from this item will be donated to an active GoFundMe effort aiding wildfire relief
- Printed on a Bella Canvas long sleeve tee w/ tear-away label
- Wash w/ cold water and tumble dry low
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